Monthly Archive for: ‘August, 2008’
Available For Work Again
Well, I’m coming to the end of an enjoyable 26 weeks at Ventura and will be available for my next engagement from Monday 08 September 2008.
So, if you know anybody in the Leeds area who could use the services of a .NET developer, please point them in the direction of my CV. Cheers!
What’s In Your Wallet?
My good buddy John just published a typically navel-gazing post detailing the contents of his wallet, and went on to invite readers to divulge details of their own billfolds in what I can only presume is some cunning and evil plan for mass identity-theft
Well, as I said in the comments to John’s post, I was surprised at the quantity of sentimental knick-knacks and memorabilia he has in there, compared to the rather prosaic and functional contents of my own wallet.
The wallet itself is a simple black leather one from Burberry, and tonight contains the following:
- £90. In case you were thinking of mugging me, you should know that I don’t usually carry nearly so much.
- A bunch of receipts from the week. Come tomorrow evening the details will all have been religiously input into MS Money, and the receipts shredded.
- Four first-class stamps.
- A Starbucks card – essential for those occasional lunches with John
- Three credit cards, one from each of the major providers. You can never be sure which will be accepted, and the occasional system failure or over-zealous anti-fraud software has resulted in me having to offer all three before a transaction could be processed.
- A debit card, which I mostly use this for taking cash out of ATMs. I don’t see the point in using it for payments if I can help it, preferring to get the interest-free period and insurance that comes from using a credit card instead.
- My Microsoft Certified Professional card. I’m not sure what the point of carrying this is – maybe I won’t put it back!
- A “Club Toyota” membership card. I don’t really get the point of this one, either.
- A membership card for my local gym. This whole gym-going malarkey is a relatively new thing for me, and I’m grateful to my wifey for persuading me to join, as I feel much fitter for getting a bit of exercise a few times a week. I think having kids is a big incentive to start taking care of yourself, as you want to stick around as long as possible to share their lives.
- A Costco trade membership card. One of the nice perks of being a company director is being able to go to Costco and buy 45 toilet rolls and a gallon of Tabasco whenever I fancy!
- National Trust membership card. We find ourselves wandering round stately piles quite often, in an effort to Bentertain the one year old.
- Driving license.
- North Yorkshire County Libraries card. Libraries gave us power!
- “Loyalty” cards from Boots, Shell, WHSmith, Coop, Tesco and Nectar. I’m not very loyal, but I don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.
And that’s your lot. Not very interesting really, eh?
A Keyboard Makes A Hell Of A Difference
It occurred to me recently that I’m not getting any younger, and that sitting hunched over a keyboard for a dozen hours a day will probably lead to some form of RSI sooner or later. So I started looking for ways to improve my daily working environment.
Unlike John, I can’t afford a Herman Miller chair, and even if I could, I’m a freelancer rather than a telecommuter* so I would have to regularly carry the chair on the train to client sites, where they would probably ostracise me for being a weirdo who brings his own chair to the office. So I looked for something a little more portable, and decided that perhaps it was finally time for me to try one of those fancy split ergonomic keyboards that I’ve always scoffed at. After reading a few review on Amazon, I plumped for the Microsoft Natural Ergonomic Keyboard 4000.
I should probably mention at this point that I’ve never been formally taught to type, and I don’t touch-type in the traditional way, with fingers sticking loyally around the ASDF JKL: keys. I’ve been more of an autodidact, typing quickly but inefficiently, a few finger dancing crazily around the keys whilst the others (notably my pinkies) float lazily in the air, dreaming of the time they were once called upon to pull a wishbone or contribute to a clenched fist.
This means that initially, I found adjusting to the layout of the ergonomic keyboard quite tough – I was slowed down, and had to relearn the relative positions of the keys. For a week or so, I only used the new keyboard at home, as it would have been too slow and frustrating for workaday use. But gradually I grew accustomed to it, and found that I appreciated being able to rest my palms on the wrist-rest, with fingers dropping down towards the keys courtesy of the reverse slope.
So, I took a further plunge, and bought a second keyboard to take to the office. A few months more have passed, and now I can’t imagine using anything else on a daily basis. It really is more comfortable, and my shoulders and arms feel considerably more relaxed. I’m also back up to the kind of wpm that achieved on a standard keyboard.
Other than the ergonomic design, the 4000 series boasts a few other features, some of which may appeal, depending on the kind of applications you frequently use:
Notably, all the function keys have been relabelled with additional functionality such as Undo, Redo, New, Open, Close, Spell, Save and Print. Depending on your mentality you will either find this incredibly useful or incredibly annoying (if you’re in the latter camp then you’ll be pleased to know that ordinary service can be resumed thanks to an "F Lock" key.
I am fond of the button which launches Calculator (one of my most often-launched applications), as well as the buttons to control volume and pause media player (which works fine with iTunes 7).
I also appreciate the additional four buttons above the numeric keypad – putting an extra equals, parentheses and backspace where you’ll find them most useful when working with a spreadsheet or similar
There are also buttons to launch a web browser, email application, navigate to a search engine, open favourites, navigate back and forth, a zoom control, and five customisable buttons – but to be honest I haven’t made use of any of these. YMMV.
So, in summary – having got past those difficult early "getting to know you" dates, I now foresee a long and happy relationship with the 4000 series. And I’m sure my shoulders will be happy to hear that.
* does anybody say "telecommuter" these days? It sounds very 1996…
Little Things That Annoy Me #4
Childless people who blatantly park in the parent and child spaces:
Ooh, it makes me mad. This convertible was lucky that our Ben didn’t need to "go", as I was sorely tempted to leave them one of his nappies as a present!
Perhaps if you don’t have kids you don’t realise what a huge benefit these spaces are to parents, enabling them to extract their little darlings from car seats without accidentally knocking the door into the car in the next space. Being closer to the store is nice (reducing the risk of the kids getting mowed down en route) but of less benefit to be honest – and in the case captured on camera above, there were plenty of normal spaces closer to the entrance, so I really don’t know what this guy was thinking. Most likely he wasn’t thinking at all.
Oh, and to those parents who continue parking in the P&C spaces by virtue of having a fourteen year-old kid in the car – c’mon, give me a break!
Vodafone Image Compression
A few days ago I blogged about how neat it was that when I browsed the BBC News via a GPRS/HSDPA connection, the JPEGs were all magically degraded to cause them to load quicker.
Had I stopped to think about this for a while I would have realised that it was not specific to that one site, nor could it have feasibly been implemented by the Beeb. The functionality is inserted by Vodafone, my mobile carrier, and affects all JPEGs (it just so happened that BBC News is one of the sites I often visit when out and about, and it was obvious that the usually high-quality photographs were being degraded).
Investigating a bit more, what’s really neat is that the JPEGs have had their ALT tags modified, to point out that hitting Shift-R when hovering over an image will the original version to be asynchronously loaded:
After hitting Shift-R, Harriet and Gordon are considerably less “furry”:
I really should have just Googled this a week ago!











